I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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