I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
