It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
We got so high we made milksteak
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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