It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
