We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
handjob tips. give me some.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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