C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.