What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.