You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.