you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
