Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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