well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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