goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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