Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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