People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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