Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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