I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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