so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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