Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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