is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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