So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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