He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize