One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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