My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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