just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Never joke about your clitoris.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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