I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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