party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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