You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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