im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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