I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
birth control should be required to get into college
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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