Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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