Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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