Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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