She is in my trunk
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Pants are for mortals
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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