I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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