In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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