is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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