I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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