no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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