how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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