whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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