is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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