16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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