Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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