Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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