you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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