is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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