you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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