you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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