when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Will exercising make me less horny?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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