They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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