my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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