I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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