i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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