And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
try to milk me bitch
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