Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
its not stalking. its research.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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