Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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