you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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