what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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