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(972): View more from Texas

Hey man sorry I got all grabby

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(314): View more from Missouri

i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit

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(631): View more from New York

im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(702): View more from Nevada

was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars

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(206): View more from Washington

i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.

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(415): View more from California

It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree

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(989): View more from Michigan

He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.

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