STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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